My class toppers are earning 6 digits each month. And the ones who always failed big time? Getting a single digit mark or even sometime minus for the worst handwriting.. They do business on their own and earn more than the toppers.
I used to be on the safer side getting decent marks. What am I doing?
Walking around race course road, yelling "Hey Uncle, would you like to buy my kidney? You look like you could use one"
Wait for your turn ,,
Hey uncle, would you like to buy my kidney?. You look like you could use some STONES. #FUCK MY LIFE
Mom: *half asleep* Hmmm..
Mom: Hey yena de venum unaku?
Me: Thookame varala.. Oru kadhai sollu ma..
Mom: Oru oorula..
Mom: Oru nari'yam
Mom: Adhoda kadhai sari'yam.. moodittu padu saniyane..
#HappyMothersDay to all the wonderful moms out there who are putting up with our shit..