My level of friendship to you depends on whether or not the price tag on a gift stays. If Yes, bitch be glad you got a gift regardless of the price. If it doesn't, I don't want to lose your friendship.
If you haven't really had any gift from me then you my friend are more than a family
this one is really nice...
Mom: *half asleep* Hmmm..
Mom: Hey yena de venum unaku?
Me: Thookame varala.. Oru kadhai sollu ma..
Mom: Oru oorula..
Mom: Oru nari'yam
Mom: Adhoda kadhai sari'yam.. moodittu padu saniyane..
#HappyMothersDay to all the wonderful moms out there who are putting up with our shit..
My class toppers are earning 6 digits each month. And the ones who always failed big time? Getting a single digit mark or even sometime minus for the worst handwriting.. They do business on their own and earn more than the toppers.
I used to be on the safer side getting decent marks. What am I doing?
Walking around race course road, yelling "Hey Uncle, would you like to buy my kidney? You look like you could use one"