I find arranged marriages as pimping taken to the next level
Except the pimp decides the list of eligible clients, let's not forget clients of same caste as the pimp, offers money to the interested client in the name of dowry and stops once the girl is taken
Like seriously, get this, parents "decorate" the bride-to-be by forcing her to put on her fake shy face, some makeup, wear saree like she is in a fancy dress competition, add some jewelry and present her with a coffee to offer the "customer's" family and be like
I know it's gonna offend a few but let's face it.. y'all know I'm dirty
Mom: *half asleep* Hmmm..
Mom: Hey yena de venum unaku?
Me: Thookame varala.. Oru kadhai sollu ma..
Mom: Oru oorula..
Mom: Oru nari'yam
Mom: Adhoda kadhai sari'yam.. moodittu padu saniyane..
#HappyMothersDay to all the wonderful moms out there who are putting up with our shit..
My class toppers are earning 6 digits each month. And the ones who always failed big time? Getting a single digit mark or even sometime minus for the worst handwriting.. They do business on their own and earn more than the toppers.
I used to be on the safer side getting decent marks. What am I doing?
Walking around race course road, yelling "Hey Uncle, would you like to buy my kidney? You look like you could use one"