When you take a screenshot to bitch about with your best friend and then you accidentally send it to the same person it belongs, That's exactly when you should die!
Many of you guys who read my blog know me through what I post on social media. I have revamped by entire blog and have decided to use this to show what I truly am and what I stand for rather than just funny stuffs. This is the most life changing decision I have ever taken so far and I am determined to work really hard to achieve my goals. This whole blog is going to be one roller-coaster ride and at the end of which one might either puke or would go around telling people it was one crazy ride. Without any further adieu, here it goes
Exclusive guide: How to be an Asshole
1. When you can't stand a girl being right, assassinate her character 😑✨
2. Find her deepest dark secret, use it against her 😑✨
3. Praise her in private for her imperfection, shame in front of everyone 😑✨
4. Tell her She's awesome for being different, laugh your ass off with your friends mocking the same 😑✨
5. Call her open minded and label her a slut 😑✨
6. Team up with her doing crazy crap and deny everything later 😑✨
7. Hang out, fool around but don't show the world. Mostly, use her and keep her in the dark 😑✨
8. When the whole world is laughing at her, pretend like you've never met her 😑✨
9. Even though She agrees that She's a mess, call her names and stop talking to her 😑✨
10. Finally.. Do not change. Be the asshole you have always been 😑✨
Repeat until every single person She knows calls her a bitch and She gets nothing but suicidal thoughts every single night 😑✨
Congratulations you have now thoroughly become a pain in the ass kinda guy. Thanks.