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Barbie is jealous

23, Dec 2016

I don't understand how girls be sharing posts and statuses like baby pictures and commenting aww stuffs all over Facebook pretending like they are one hundred percent pretty and cute all the time. Genelia's first cousins.
Gurl stop! You know you were picking your nose and silently farting while posting it. Barbie is jealous that you are more fake than her 😑✨

Birth control - Why us?

17, Dec 2016

Umm why is it always the female who go through birth control procedure & not men? 😑
So you are telling me it's normal for a girl to not only go through menstrual pain, pregnancy trauma and labor pain but to induce more hormones into her body in the name of birth control, but there is not much men can do as a part of it?
When I tried Googling Birth control for men, it said - Condom/Withdrawal 😑
Google to know what CNN had to say. Depression and mood disorders were the reason the study for Men's birth control was stopped 😑 are you kidding me?


P.S: the ones who are gonna say or think I'm a hoe for posting this being unmarried.. Hey hello, Hi5 your mom on my behalf! Thanks #KBye

How to be an Asshole

13, Dec 2016

Exclusive guide: How to be an Asshole

1. When you can't stand a girl being right, assassinate her character 😑✨

2. Find her deepest dark secret, use it against her 😑✨

3. Praise her in private for her imperfection, shame in front of everyone 😑✨

4. Tell her She's awesome for being different, laugh your ass off with your friends mocking the same 😑✨

5. Call her open minded and label her a slut 😑✨

6. Team up with her doing crazy crap and deny everything later 😑✨

7. Hang out, fool around but don't show the world. Mostly, use her and keep her in the dark 😑✨

8. When the whole world is laughing at her, pretend like you've never met her 😑✨

9. Even though She agrees that She's a mess, call her names and stop talking to her 😑✨

10. Finally.. Do not change. Be the asshole you have always been 😑✨

Repeat until every single person She knows calls her a bitch and She gets nothing but suicidal thoughts every single night 😑✨

Congratulations you have now thoroughly become a pain in the ass kinda guy. Thanks.
#KBye

Girl Problems

06, Aug 2016

When you take a screenshot to bitch about with your best friend and then you accidentally send it to the same person it belongs, That's exactly when you should die!

Dear Diary

04, Jul 2016

Many of you guys who read my blog know me through what I post on social media. I have revamped by entire blog and have decided to use this to show what I truly am and what I stand for rather than just funny stuffs. This is the most life changing decision I have ever taken so far and I am determined to work really hard to achieve my goals. This whole blog is going to be one roller-coaster ride and at the end of which one might either puke or would go around telling people it was one crazy ride. Without any further adieu, here it goes

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Fuck my life

22, Jun 2016

My class toppers are earning 6 digits each month. And the ones who always failed big time? Getting a single digit mark or even sometime minus for the worst handwriting.. They do business on their own and earn more than the toppers.

I used to be on the safer side getting decent marks. What am I doing?


Walking around race course road, yelling "Hey Uncle, would you like to buy my kidney? You look like you could use one"

My Friendship to you

12, Jun 2016

My level of friendship to you depends on whether or not the price tag on a gift stays. If Yes, bitch be glad you got a gift regardless of the price. If it doesn't, I don't want to lose your friendship.

If you haven't really had any gift from me then you my friend are more than a family

‪#‎sometimesICanBeKanjoos‬

Dreams Shattered

09, Jun 2016

When we were kids there used to be at least one elder cousin brother/sister with Super cool gadgets and we always dream about growing up so that we would someday become that cool cousin to the younger kids. Or at least I did.

Here I am sitting with a few kids at a wedding and none, not even one finds me that great. Like for real.. they look at me like "you call that brick a phone? My dad owns a 6S"

‪#‎dreamsShattered‬

Pimping - Level Pro

06, Jun 2016

I find arranged marriages as pimping taken to the next level

Except the pimp decides the list of eligible clients, let's not forget clients of same caste as the pimp, offers money to the interested client in the name of dowry and stops once the girl is taken

Like seriously, get this, parents "decorate" the bride-to-be by forcing her to put on her fake shy face, some makeup, wear saree like she is in a fancy dress competition, add some jewelry and present her with a coffee to offer the "customer's" family and be like

"Hein? Okay?"

I know it's gonna offend a few but let's face it.. y'all know I'm dirty

Love - These days

03, Jun 2016

Beautiful was the time we used to collect er'thing touched by our crush as souvenir..

Chocolate wrappers, keychain, handwritten papers and ish.. and when we get into a fight we would simply sit with these stuffs and remember the good times..

People in love these days collect screenshots, whatsapp dp, edited photos & worship their mobile phone and when fighting they would simply clear data and uninstall photo locker

#SimpleAsThat

Mall is not that big of a deal

31, May 2016

I don't understand why would girls wear half saree, lehenga or anarkali suits to a mall.

Not that I hate wearing ethnic clothes but Gurll.. you girls are tryna seek some attention.

You can hate me all you want but hands down men dress better.

Mall is not that big of a deal, Calm down baby girl

A Mall is just a huge air conditioned Annachi kadai, everything under one roof with a theatre and a food court.

No. I'm sorry I take back what I just said. Not annachi kadai cos next thing you know, they take it serious and there might be girls going to malls wearing a nighty and shawl

‪#‎iHateThatJeanJadaiAndMalligaiPooToo‬

And those of you guys who laughed with me.. Oh we're all going to hell for judging

Fucked up puppy shame logic

24, May 2016

Girls change their dress in front of each other like they have no shame or whatsoever but would lose their mind when a bra strap shows in public

Boys on the other hand, never mind roaming topless in public, walk wearing shortest of all shorts but still would use a Lungi to change pants in front of their friends

‪#‎IdhuYenaKoothuSharavanan

It's okay to be jealous about this

01, May 2016

Recently I had a chance to visit a school nearby and was stunned by the activities happening there. I have never witnessed any school doing great with the kids and the work teachers do there was too bloody great. No wonder they charge a hefty fees amount per year.

I waited until the class was over. I wanted to have conversation with the teacher to know what their daily routine was. She was kind enough to spend her time talking to me after her hectic schedule. I was curious to know what extra works she did compared to any other teacher from a different school that the institution has designed such a huge fees structure.

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Tamil Serials

30, Mar 2016

Tv series have a massive reach when compared to any Facebook or blog post/video but I don't understand why those directors and story writers shove their brains up their asses. Like can't they do something innovative or revolutionary with the platform

Like can't they do something innovative or revolutionary with the platform? One time,

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Don't ask, Don't tell

15, Mar 2016

Castes are like Jatti brands (Panties)

Don't ask. Don't tell.

Only morons show them off by wearing low waist jeans.

Likewise when you do something showcasing your caste, basically you are pulling your pants down in public at your own will.

#naaraNaaigala

Ruined Spot

10, Mar 2016

Race course, used to be the only place in Coimbatore you can always drag your friends to when you have a mind fuck. just sit, relax or

Just sit, relax or walk. The crowd there has increased lately not because people like the gentle breeze but for Free Wi-Fi.

Guys and girls even uncles and aunts who go for a walk hardly look at each other's face now because they too busy texting or holding their phones high like that scene in the movie lion king to get the signal.

#ThanksForRuiningOurSpot

Shit salon people say

09, Mar 2016

The only people who get to talk shit about their customers to their face and still get away with it, are the ones who work at a beauty salon. I mean seriously.. Have you noticed your self confidence going from 100 to 0 real quick?

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Kozhi Pee color

04, Mar 2016

What do you call that one color that looks like a highlighter in a pack of a sketch?

Some call it fluorescent. A few call it Mickey mouse color.ny of you guys

Any of you guys remember someone calling it Kozhi pee (chicken shit) color?

Lol then it's just me and my mom..

#notAshamed #notEvenABit #swagTamilachi

Men-Book

09, Feb 2016

According to a few men

I shouldn't be adding anyone on Facebook unless and until I have poorva jenma bandham (related since my previous birth) with them. 

I should add them because it's just a friend request and not a proposal.

I should talk when they say hi but shouldn't talk back when they get rude.

I should change my Facebook profile picture to Mother Theresa's picture and delete my all other pictures online.

I should post statuses damaging girls so that they can go Hehehe on it but never post any negative opinion about men.

I can post hashtags pitying men.

Basically, Mark Zuckerberg should change this to "Menbook" and I deserve to be treated rudely!

I mean Wow!!

undecided

Guy Problems

04, Feb 2016

Guys while texting be like..

Hi... (three dots.. she might think I'm desperate)

Hi (sounds little simple)

Hello (too old fashioned)

*omg she's online.. should think of something real quick*

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Inconsiderate younger gen

17, Jan 2016

The chances of an old man with psychopathic appearance to be a rapist is much lesser when compared to a bunch of inconsiderate 18 year olds these days. Here is the post to congratulate these guys for being the representative of the most uncultured 18 year olds of this generation. I hope your famlies are proud for raising such wonderful kids.

The guy who posted this said he was sorry (only reason why I blurred his name) and he was furious since he got "friend-zoned" by some girl which made him post this crap.

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The Reason

12, Jan 2016

Results are out. It was a goddamn CHOCOLATE CYST and NOT CANCEROUS

imma parddyyy.. woop woop!!

Everything is perfectly fuctioniong other than the few "extra" parts doctors decided to take away with the cyst

 

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That Wasn't the reason

09, Jan 2016

Hey everyone! I'm going to share something really personal and important for all the young people out there. I've been meaning to post this for a long time now and I just couldn't because I didn't want to kill yourl New year vibes!

This is gonna be a long ass post so buckle up. Please keep scrolling if you get disgusted too easily.

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Diet Demons

06, Sep 2015

"Eat well" is what we usually hear.

But for some girls it should be

"Well, Eat"

Like seriously calm the eff down and enjoy eating the damn thing undecided

Rich Vs Poor

02, Jul 2015

Oruthan panakarana yaelaiya'ngradhu Pizza vs Full meals'la mattum illa Body wash vs Soap'la kuda mudivu panuvanga'nu therinjukiten..

Kevalamana ulagam sir

#PplJudgeYou #noMatterWhat

Modern Friendship

27, Jun 2015

Modern friendship break ups happen when you are scrolling through your Whatsapp contacts and your friend's display picture and status disappears.

What goes in your mind –

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Kevalamana advice #2

13, Jun 2015

Sometimes things feel wonderful just like a newly painted nail. And then shit happens.

Polish wears off slowly. If you are going to cover it with a coat of new color over the old one and not ready to clean the old trace and get a closure, you my friend will face a hard time scrubbing your nail until you bleed.

So face it. When you find things are falling apart, get your shit together, clean it and start afresh. Don't hide things forever because in the end when you finally decide to go clean, you will be forced to deal the past mistakes all over again

I'm Skinny Fat

09, Jun 2015

Why is a person's size used to measure beauty? I'm short. Like, really short. I weigh 50kg. Now with this new hairdo, I've been receiving comments like "Oh, you are too fat to be a girl, but you are too lean to be a boy"

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Shawl isn't Cape

06, Jun 2015

Y'all gals have one job to do while riding a bike. Just one freaking job. Hold your damn shawl!

I mean what the eff. How hard is it? It takes 20mins for me to reach office from home and I ask at least 5 women to hold their damn shawl because that shit keeps flying like some cape. It's flying so close to the wheel.

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Perks of short hair

30, May 2015

1. Getting ready takes less than 10 mins

2. No more costly shampoos and conditioners

3. Riding a bike at 80kmph without worrying about messing your hairdo

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Periods Crack

20, May 2015

Keep scrolling if you don't wanna read something gross and allergic to being real

There are only two types of women..

The sweet darlings and the ones on their PERIODS..

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I'm a SLUT

14, May 2015

Yes I am a Slut.

You know what's the worst part of being a slut? You don't know that you are one.

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Chop it off

07, May 2015

Hey, lovely ladies.. smile

If you are willing to support the cancer fighters, you can bring a smile on their faces who are going through a huge hardship. All you have to do is make sure your hair is 15'' long and is free from chemicals.

Neatly cut, seal your plaited hair (make sure its not wet) in a plastic bag and drop them off at

Hair for hope - India Asraya -

Healing touch, EDDC,

Near Market Jn,

Karuvatta,

Haripad - 690517 Kerla

If your hair is less than 15'' like mine and you are still willing to take a step.

Visit: Lock of Love

Fill out the form and follow the instructions.

Simple as that

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Changeover

07, May 2015

Okay! That Just happened!

No hate comments, please

It's a request..

Thanks Kevin anna from Page3 for this beautiful haircut and for giving me a bunch of others' donations as well.

Altered Pant Clowns

09, Apr 2015

Guys getting their pencil fit pants altered to get more skinnier swag look undecided

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Breakdown?

31, Mar 2015

When nothing feels right, put on your make up, get out an strat picking dresses at random stores, try them on, take pics.

Trust me it does wonders

Arranged marriage atrocity

18, Mar 2015

I need to get this off my chest. How in the world is an arranged marriage better than a love marriage? 

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Women's Day wishes gone wrong

08, Mar 2015

It's so cute to see so many "Happy women's day" posts from guys on my Facebook news feed. But that is not what we women need...

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Banned in India?

05, Mar 2015

The video is here - India's daughter.

A girl's dress or her walk is provoking you to brutally rape and kill her? So does your stupid face makes us want to kill you by cutting off your genitals 

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Petrol bunk story

13, Feb 2015

Had the worst day at office until I went to fill petrol at the busiest petrol bunk near office.. 

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Show me that curve yo!

25, Jan 2015

SMILE because you can make someone's day better also it's going to be a great day for you..

Trust me it will change everything. If you're feeling too low, please go hug someone you love or someone next to you..

Unless you're 45 and next to you is a 15 year old then please don't be a perv. Also don't hug a total stranger and get your ass kicked..

Kay thanks for smiling .. smile

Isha yoga atrocity

25, Jan 2015

Since when visiting Isha Foundation became a vacation plan?

It's a place for mind peace and meditation. Bringing kids inside the dome and disturbing others who meditate is one thing, laughing at the ones who meditate and finding it funny is beyond stupidity okay

Guys I mean seriously, if you are new to the place there are sign boards everywhere. Also there is a reason why the volunteers there constantly ask you to shut the eff up. Not even for a 15 minutes inside the dome?

It's a yoga centre for God sake people. Please shut up.

Is Coimbatore running out of places to visit on a holiday? 

Shawl thing

15, Jan 2015

Don't even get me started on this.

Girls wearing shawl around their head covering their face like a terrorist while riding a bike

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Naked Pics

11, Jan 2015

No wait.. Trying to threaten girls by taking their pics online & saying you would edit their face to nude pics?

Yo think what you say has any effect on us? It would take us just the same amount of time to morph your face to a naked guy with a tiny.. really tiny pe' pe' And you'd say 'nah that's photoshopped' and what do you think people would comment on our morphed pictures?

Try putting the same time and effort on something useful rather than trying to make weak girls cry

Bra strap problems

30, Dec 2014

At fun mall this evening..

A guy did something really stupid thinking he was so cool.. he walked past a girl.. pointed her shoulder and said 'psst adjust pannu'..

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Have A Nice Day

27, Dec 2014

Dear person reading this,

Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it.. Whatever makes you happy, keep it! YOU are an amazing person who wil inspire others to do great things so keep up the great work. I know you may feel unimportant or insecure at the moment but know that you are a beautiful human being inside and out

You are important !

 

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Morning Routine

25, Dec 2014

Everyday.. Get up innocent.. Look up wink.. Wear your own damn crown & Never give up cool

#stayingStrong #imaginaryTiara screw Prince charming.. we don't need one

Effing Syllabus

19, Oct 2014

Staring at my facebook timeline, simply scrolling up and down facebook wall or even splitting my split end seems more interesting than this effing syllabus yell seriously! idhula 10 semester vera

Highway Accident Banners

21, Sep 2014

Feeling effing annoyed of all the accident banners placed along the highways. 

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Pet Parent

10, Aug 2014

Stop referring someone a dog owner. I prefer "Pet Parent".

There is so much love a dog can show you when you treat him as your family

#iLoveFundoo

Fundoo Love

26, Jul 2014

Whoever said puppies run behind their owner with so much love got it all wrong. Here I am along with paati, Karthik, my mom, dad and bro are running behind him almost all the time to feed, bathe, brush and even take him for a walk.. He never gets tired.

Fragile Heart

15, Jul 2014

Have you come across that moment when you know its been months since you stopped talking to that one person who once meant the world to you. Till sometim you've been faking yourself that you've moved on and suddenly this realization hits real hard making you feel that you still haven't? Yes, your heart is more fragile than you think it is.

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