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Why Saami Maalai

24, Dec 2016

People be like, why spend too much money on AA when you simply can put Saami'ku Maalai 😑
Dei maalai pota thappu panna kudadha? Ila thappu pannama irukanum'na maalai podanuma? Plssh tell me daw
#saamiyeSaranyaOdaAppa

Atrocities

24, Dec 2016

Atrocity is when people get mad if I don't call a Maalai pota guy "Saami" but the same guy on seeing me ride a bike says "watha!!"
Oye No swearing.. Night Saami kannu kuthing 😑
#saamiyeSaranyaOdaAppa

Daddy Dei

19, Jun 2016

Dad:
Saaptiya ma?
Amma Yenga?
Amma'ku theriyuma?
Ella room'layum yen ma light yeriyudhu?
Keela vilundhiya?
Pathu poga kudadha ma?
The man who knows all the answers in the world yet asks you a million questions and that's the same reason why he is not in your friend list
‪#‎DeiThagappa‬ ‪#‎HappyFathersDay‬ da

Thalli Pogadhe

17, Jun 2016

When we are at a wedding reception waiting in the queue to take pictures with the couple and there is always a Gundu aunty who comes from nowhere and pushes you away & we stand there like an idiot not knowing what to do.. we should start singing..

"Thalli pogadhe.. enayum thalli poga solladhe.."

Bae Redefined

04, Jun 2016

I don't think the word "BAE" is the short version of the word BABE but the Tamil word ANBAE

Tamil Rocks 

Worst day possible

30, May 2016

I can't really tell who is worse, the beggar who yelled at me calling I'm a The* mu* for giving him 5 one rupee coins cos that was all the coins I had or the people who stood near me who did not utter a word about the situation

Help panna Enna dhan serupala adikanum

Vote Daw

15, May 2016

Makkal theruvuku theru iruka current kambam maadri..
Yemathi sorandi thingura Politicians, panakaara Veetu naai maadri..

Current kambam onnum pannama gammunu irundha, Adhu mela naai ucha poga dhan seiyum..
Thiruppi oru time shock adicha, kaala thookura naai therichu odirum..

The only time we will ever have the power to react is NOW. Choose right.
Vote tomorrow (May 16)

Marriage Vs Paani Poori

10, May 2016

When I graduated from college I saw my batchmates and seniors posting status like, "Engaged" and "Happily Married"
Now they are posting pictures with their new born

Here I am wondering.. "Paani poori Oru plate'ku 5'a Ila 6'a?"

Like seriously ppl how do you keep your shit together and mine is all over the place.

Mummy Loves me

08, May 2016

Me: mummy!!!
Mom: *half asleep* Hmmm..
Me: MUMMY!!
Mom: HMMM....
Me: ma..
Mom: Hey yena de venum unaku?
Me: Thookame varala.. Oru kadhai sollu ma..
Mom: Oru oorula..
Me: Hmmm
Mom: Oru nari'yam
Me: Hmmm
Mom: Adhoda kadhai sari'yam.. moodittu padu saniyane..

‪#‎HappyMothersDay‬ to all the wonderful moms out there who are putting up with our shit..

Pricks

03, May 2016

I think anyone in a relationship can relate to this.
Do you have this "prick" in your life? That one guy/girl who gets too close to your boyfriend/girlfriend?

Ne dhan enaku uyiru, best friend, appa, amma, soulmate, matta, mayrunu avanga kuda pesitu.. nammala vida overa namma aalu mela care eduthutu.. oru saniyan?

And when we ask if they have no other shit to do, they would simply answer, "we are like brother and sister"

Hot Ride

28, Apr 2016

Every morning around 8.30 I go around cheran maanagar, Dr. NGP Arts and Science College road and then to Veeriyampaalayam to drop my mom. I pass NGP's hostel and college. What I see every day physically pains me.

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Kelavis Logic

21, Apr 2016

Some exotic bike crossed my street with semma sound

Paati: Kattaila ponavan.. yena feed'a (speed) poranuga.. yevan melaiyadhu kondu pooi yethi adi pattu pethavanga uyira vaanga vendidhu

Me: yeh kelavi adhu speed illa filter satham.. slow'a pona kuda andha vandi apdi dhan satham podhum.. um purusan bullet maadri..

Yevan yevan mela idichalum.. sathama vandi oatunavan mela dhan thappu

Dumb Meme

16, Apr 2016

A meme pissed me off recently. It went like,

On Occasions..

GF : Enaku yena gift da vangi tharuve?

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Shit Tamil Parents say #1

07, Apr 2016

When they accidentally walk in on you while you are changing your dress, and you are yelling at them to get the hell out of your room they

They be like, "huh hmmm nan paakamaya ne porandhe" 

Gets worse if you are a guy. Because you will be thrown with a standard dialogue "Ambala paiyan dhana da ne" - Last line courtesy Naveen

Raagu Kedhu reason

06, Apr 2016

If saying two people should get married cos they have dark underarms is nasty, then so is looking for Raagu Kedhu porutham.

What does that shit has to do when the couples are already in love? "Jaadhi'lam nanga

"Jaadhi'lam nanga paaka maatom aana Kandipa raagu kedhu irundha kattikuduka maatom" is the other way of saying NO to Love marriages

Cunning Indian Parents And the ones who ask

And the ones who ask what's with my brain lately, Orae the marriage related posts, wanna get married?Ahmm Hell No.. I am still

Ahmm Hell No, I am still sambaariching.

I demand dowry

03, Apr 2016

Munnadi ellam ponnungala padika vekka maatanga, so velaiku poga vaaipu ila. Adhanala varadhatchanai kuduthu, pona yedathula ponnu nalla irukatumnu parents anupunanga.

Ippo equal'a padikarom, equal (sometimes higher) salary, veetula cooking, washing, cleaning, going through labor, raising kids, putting up with the in-laws, etc. phew.

Appo niyaya padiyum dharmapadiyum Varadhatchanai pasanga dhan ponnungaluku kudukanum.

Adi vangunadhu naanu.. cup'u enaku dhan sondham #Goyakka

P.S: I'll be at Fun mall selling ice cubes. So all the butt hurt men who don't find my post funny, you guys are welcome

Pet Parents

31, Mar 2016

Normal people: Adade.. Vanga vanga vanga.. yepdi irukeenga..

Us: Bayapadadheenga.. Avan kadikamaatan.. Katti venalum podrom ulla vanga..

Technology Vs Grandparents

26, Mar 2016

My paati suddenly got mad and she was all like

"iru, ungoppan innaiku varatum. Indha computer elavuku oru mudivu kattren"

I was so confused why she was this mad seeing my profile picture on Facebook.

She then continued 

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Theatre Yetchais

19, Mar 2016

Theatre'la padam potta aprom porumaya aatitu phone'la flashlight pottu entry kudukura erumaigalayum,

Yedho avanga appan veetu theatre maadri ukkandhutu sathama phone pesara naaiyayum,

Second round padathuku vandhutu pakkathula irukavangaluku disturb aagudhunu therinjum Ella scene'sayum oppikara saniyanugalayum,

Nalla sevvulaye onnu vekkanum

Veetu Saapadu

03, Mar 2016

Years back people went gaga when someone said they are getting settled abroad or even got placed outside their hometown.

Now, when I say I work from home and I'm still in Coimbatore, people say I'm lucky.

Summava sonnanga pichai eduthalum ullooru'la edukanum'nu

Nalla thanni

21, Feb 2016

Namma oorulaye seiyara velaiya correct'a senju yaethu vaangra orae aalu, Nalla thanni vidra anna dhan 

Weekdays morning thanni vitta, mummies be like.. "ava ava velaiku poga vendama yepdi thanni pudikradhu"nu sanda..

Evening vitta.. "Ippo dhan velaiku pooitu vandhu sivanenu ukkandhruken kollaila ponavan ippo thanni vidran"nu sanda.. 

Saturday Sunday vitta.. "Leave'eh rendu naalu dhan ippo thanni vittutan.. nimadhiya thoonga kuda vidama"

Thakkali thanniyevidala ma ungaootukunuandha anna irundha..

"unga Appan veetu thanniya? vidave maatengre"nu veedu poondhu adikuranga ..

#EpicTamilMummies

Modern Josiyam

20, Feb 2016

"Indha kalathula pooi joshiyam jaadhagam'nu paesitu ipdi mooda nambikai'yoda vaalringale.. cha"

Ipdi solra indha generation makkal dhan.. phone panni "machi ne nethu pacha dress'la vandha nala dhan question paper easy nalaikum marakama adhe color potru please"nu pesaranga..

"De bell adikum bodhu indha question dha padichom kandipa varum padichuko"

tongue-out

Remembering the Good old kulikama pona naatkal

Mummy oru dheivam

17, Feb 2016

Yena dhan moochu payirchi, yoga'nu panni thoonga try pannalum.. "

"saniyane innerathuku yen en uyire vangure"nu Amma kita yethu vangite..

"Ma Pls ma 5mins right'la sori ma"nu picha yeduthu mudhugu/thala sorinju thoongara sugame thani

Chop chop

13, Feb 2016

That Hehe moment when people start bugging your younger sister to get married soon and stop bothering you because you don't have hair.

And kelavi's be like, "Huh Hmmm wig vechu kattika yendha mapla varuvan?"

Chop chop.. stay safe..sealed

Pakki V2.0

08, Feb 2016

Wondering how to go from "Pakki" to "Cha adhu ellam panakkara veetu gethu figure" status?

All you have to do is Straighten your hair..

Eeetula thinga sooru iruka ma?

I'm not talking about all the straightened mandais, but indha 'poovodu saerndhu naarum manakum'ngra maadri over scene podum cases only.

Judg-mental Uncle Aunties

07, Feb 2016

"Indha generation pasangale mosam. Yepdi dha relationships pathi gossip pesarangalo. Item songs'a nadu veetula potu kaekaranga. Browsing history paathingana theriyum. Aiyo cha abacharam"

Ipdi solra paadhi uncles and aunties Sunday aana thirutu thanama vaara malar-anbudan andharangam padichutu solvadhellam unmai judgment'a whistle potu paakara gang'a dhan irupanga

sealed

Pant Dicky

03, Feb 2016

Yena dhan tissue paper, handkerchief, hand dryer irundhalum..

Kai kaluvinadhum yaarum paakati, pant dicky'la thodaikra sugame thani..whoever finds this otherwise.. hi hello you're a bloody liar

Whoever finds this otherwise, Hi, hello, you're a bloody liar sealed

New Moms

30, Jan 2016

Don't you guys get annoyed when you see a cute baby and you go like "aww.. Such a cutie pie. How old is she?"

And the moms be like.. 

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New speed breakers

29, Jan 2016

Those mini heart attacks we get because of the newly placed speed breakers 15

15 varushama daily pora road'la iruka speed breaker ah nagarthitanga. Already irundha edathula automatic'a vandi slow agudhu, pudhusa pota edathula sallunu pooi sudden brake adika vendiya nelamai.why mess with our

Why mess with our brains?

undecided

Palaya soaru

27, Jan 2016

Nethu vecha meen kolamba soodu panni thinngura nanga yaelainga..

Nethu vanguna pizza'va microwave panni thinngura neenga panakkaranga..

Huh Hmmm thinnguradhu yenavo palaya soru dhaan..

Aana yedhuku rusi adhigam'nu ooru ulagathuke theriyum

Data Naragam

20, Jan 2016

Saagara naal therinjuta..

Vaalra naal naragam aagidum..

Mobile data Yevlo MB balance irukunu therinjuta..

Browsing neram naragatha vida mosam aagidum

Sotta uncle

01, Dec 2015

"Yo! Remember that one time, this uncle who used to be our neighbor? He was such an inspiring person.

He always used to give such valuable tips on my health and stuff. He once grabbed me by my ears and yelled at me because I sat close to my tv screen.

He started teaching me how I should obey elders and respect my parents. The times he constantly reminded how stupid our generation kids were and those Gandhiji's principles.

God I miss him so much"

- said No one ever

"Yo! Remember that uncle next door?"

"Yaaru? TV  paaka vidama mokka potu savadipane, sotta mandayan avan dhana?

Yen Yaaru kitayaachu vaaiya kuduthu vangi kattitana?"

- Everyone

Telecaller Vs That Lady

06, Nov 2015

I was made to sit with a tele caller at docomo office this evening to train her on my software tool. What happened there just made my day.. 

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Tower of Hanoi

11, Oct 2015

Implementation in real life:

Saaptu mudicha aprom..

kadaisiya Amma saapta plate mela

sambhar paathram vechu

adhuku mela rasam kunda vechu

adhuku mela poriyal plate vechu

adukum podhu, size paathu mathi mathi adukuvadhe Tower of Hanoi!

#SundayVirundhu 󾌳

Kill me now

10, Sep 2015

When the climate is fine

You find Coimbatore like Ooty

You sit down with a hot cup of coffee to watch all the episodes you copied from your friend

And you hear your mom's voice from kitchen

Mom: Thanga innaiku shutdown.. 6 mani'ku dha current varum!!

yell

Tan Divas

20, Aug 2015

Meanest are the girls with perfect skin who wouldn't help us with sun tan removal

Apdi Yena dha ya panreenga.. vella vellaer'nu irukeenga.. frown

Samalifications

16, Aug 2015

Veetula mobile yenga vechenu theriyala, adhanala daddy kita konjam avaru phone'la irundhu call pannunga pa'nu solli ringtone sound vechu veedu poora thaedi Appa oru valiya found my phone.

Dad: Yen saami Appa number save pannala?

Me: Save pannuna dhan theriyuma? Unga number ella enaku manapaadama theriume pa. Unga number'la irundhu phone varadha pathadhume attend panniduvene

Enga Appa munji'la 1000Watts pragasam

*my mind voice*

Huh Hmmm. Save panni vecha dhan Whatsapp profile picture'ku status'ku 1008 kaelvi kekaringale. Aprom yepdi contact'la add panuvom? Vera vali illama manapaadam panna vendiya kattayam indha generation pasangaluku.

Modern Dress

10, Aug 2015

Modern dress podra ponnunga ellarume easy going'nu think pandradha yeppo dhan viduvanga? 

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Pudhu panakaaran koothu

02, Aug 2015

Annapoorna hotel

Veliya malai paenjalum paravala Aiyo Engaluku A/c hall dha Venum.. Ilana engaluku sorru erangadhu..

Nanga rich dha Aana aduthavanga table pakathulaye ninu verika verika pathu sapdravangala veri ethuvom.. Aana Nanga decent..

Munadi saptavanga naguradhuku munadiye mundhi adichu edam pudipom..

Next minute table clean panna aal varati manager Sattaiya pudipom..

yell

Veetula varra kaapi'la ooty varuki mukki thingura Monna naai cleanliness pathi sanda podudhu

#AtrocityAtAnnapoorna

TN Cops

29, Jul 2015

These cops in the English series be like

"NYPD.. drop your weapons right now"

Semma geth'a arresting the cons.

Was wondering how it would be if Tamil nadu police did the same

"TNPD .. "

Kadaikarar: Sir sathyama andha beedi enga kadaila Ila sir.. vera yedhuna kaelunga sir..

Modern Kaadhal

27, Jul 2015

Modern Kaadhal Amma'va suruki 'Ma'nu koopdra maadri

Ammu'va suruki 'Mu' nu koopduranga..

Adhu Ammu'va irukradhum Mundam/Mudhevi'ya maaradhum

Avaa avaa nadandhukradha poruthadhu.. 

Sun TV Mom Vs My Mom

11, Jul 2015

Sun TV serial'la vara ammas be like.. "Achaho Yena pa aachu? Odambu seri illaya? Office’la yena aachu? Manasa potu kolapikadhe.." adhu idhunu oru episode full'a thaangu thaangu'nu thaangaranga.. Paasakara mummies

My mom: Yena de.. Oru type'a ukkandhruke? Kaalaila irundhu soarru kuda thingama yenn'neramum kannathula kai vechutu ukkandhruke.. saniyane yedhachu love adhu idhunu panni tholaiyariya? Yaaru de Avan.. Kattaila ponavan.. Enaku Appove theriyum ipdi dha yedhaiyachu panni tholaipe'nu..

Me: ma.. pallu valikudhu ma..

#IndianParentThough

Government Employees

01, Jun 2015

Stop complaining about every politician and govt staffs about gettin bribe. It's time all you people blame yourselves.

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VIP SWAG

28, May 2015

Yena Sir.. Vagudu yeduthu vaarina mudi.. butti kannadi'lam paathu enna school teacher'nu nenachuteengala...

actual'a nan konjam Bad gal.. Ketta vaartha ellam varum..

Aprom Tha.. Thappa aairum..

V.I.P

cool

Kevalamana Advice #1

26, Apr 2015

Unaku breakup nu kavala

Avanuku andha ponnu pesamaatengudhu'nu kavala

Unga amma'ku ne Seriya saapda maatengre'nu kavala

Unga appa'ku unaku dhandama college fees katrome'nu kavala

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Middle Class Me

23, Apr 2015

Oru middle class ponnu makeup Poda kudadha?

Vidhyasama dress pannika kudadha?

Appa amma kuda jolly'ah ooru sutha kudadha?

Neraiya pesa kudadha?

 

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Viva - Vaiyuva

06, Mar 2015

Me: Thursday Enaku viva daddy 

Dad: Yaaru thango Unna vaiyva(thituva).. 

Me: Yaara? Plural Dad.. project guide vaiyva'ga senior tutor vaiyva'ga...panel members vaiyva'ga.. samandhame Ilama tutor amma kuda vaiyva'ga

Goyale Ippo Theriyudhu da Adhuku Yen viva nu peru vechrukanga'nu.. 10th semester.. Yeppo da May maasam varum.. sigh.. undecided

Bae-kaandi Girls

21, Feb 2015

Brace yourself. I'm going to rant for at least two minutes about a few girls.

So let me put my "lady parts" aside and talk for a while on behalf of all the men out there. Girls being overly attached to Bae undecided

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Bikes and Girls

09, Feb 2015

"Dei thambu public vera vara pogudhu orae jolly dha few months'la colg poidalam"nu en friend oru paiyan kita ketadhuku.. 

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Nadu road'il Gaja gaja

01, Feb 2015

PDA (Public display of affection) pathi pesara mogaraigala paaru.. vijay tv'la.. teens and youngsters pathi thappu solra uncle'ngale aunty'ngale.. hello hi.. Please Go To v.o.c park .. Fun mall.. brookes and Take a look around.. kandravi.. couples 30 and above > teens..

Thappu dhan yarum illanu sollala.. teens public'a konjikita kuda adhu oru vagaila Cute'avum, vaitherichalavum irukum.. neenga pannuna Yaaru ya sagichukradhu.. keragom..

Suicide Helpline

19, Jan 2015

Apdi oru manusanuku sagara alavuku Yena kashtam varum?

Trust issues'a? - Please manasu vittu pesunga..

Kadan problem'a? - Friends yedhuku irukanga? Help panna matom'ah?

Life partner kuda prechanaiya? - Divorce vangi tholainga..

Suicide Mattum panna mudivu yedukadhinga.. easy'a uyir poidum aana sethadha nenachu nenachu ungala suthi irukavanga daily saganum.. Appo Unga love'ku Yena worth?

Please Call 044- 24640050 If you need someone to talk to

Please sort out whatever you are dealing with

Stoopidu Girls

05, Jan 2015

Seriously girls please.. relationship'la yedhu yedhukelam sanda podradhune Ilama poiduchu.. 

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Vavutherichal

18, Dec 2014

Bunch of 15 year olds with smart phones were laughing at something on the screen, right in front of my friend's badminton court. Two random big guys came in bike and were like

"Dei Yedhuku da en thangachi num vechrukeenga.. delete panunga da"

"ilainga na Apdi Ellam num Ila.."

"kudra nanae delete pandre"nu solli phone aataiya potu sooing'nu poitanga.. Enaku Ippo dha da sandhosama iruku..

Enaku 15 vayasu irukum bodhum thakkali 1100'kuda tharala da.. :D nice technique

Illichavaachi

27, Nov 2014

Oru ooru'la oru illichavaachi irundhalam.. Ava Oru payana love pannalam..

Payan thappu pannadhum kenji paathalam.. avan thimiruthanam pannite irundhanam poruthadhu podhum.. poda en chips'u nu pooiye poitalam..!!

ppo Ava vera payana paatha thappu.. pesuna thappu Ellame thappu..! Ana adhaye avan panna "He's trying to move on"

Yen?? Yen'na ava oru illichavaachi'ama... #DoubleStandards

2011 Free books

25, Nov 2014

Sir 2011'la Free'a distribute panna solli government kudutha books 2014 aagiyum varalaye sir?

Books varum.. ana varadhu..!!

350 tonnes of Free books wer stolen and sold to firework factories in sivakasi for 4.5lakhs

Naadum Naatu makkalum naasamai pogatum

Thirudan Police

16, Nov 2014

Ama'nga.. business man, engineer, nogama nombu kumbudra owner, Ila Neraiya sambarikara appa iruka ungaluku Thirudan police padam sumara dhan irukum..! Govt job'la Super indent'ah iruka Enga appa padra kashtam, avamanam, naai maadri paada padradha daily paakara enaku valichudhu.. valikudhu..!

Kalaikareenga'na pls private'ah vechukongo.. En kita Adha Direct'ah solladhenga.. ungaluku purinjukavum mudiyadhu.. puriya vekavum mudiyadhu..

21 Vayasu Problem

28, Aug 2014

Oru 21 vayasu pullaiku yevlo kavalai iruku'nu ungaluku theriyuma da? Vandhutanuga advice panna..

Adhu Yena ponnunga'na avlo ellakaaram? Yen neenga matum dhan place aaganum kudumbatha kaapathanumo.. Appo enga family? engalukum unga alavuku ella porupu vengayamum equal ah iruku. So try supporting.. Mudiyalaya.. Just shut up..!

V.I.P

27, Jul 2014

Padam Nalla irundha kai thatti whistle adinga da.. Periya decency.. undecided

Fun cinemas'la V.I.P padam family oda paaka Pooi veruthuten da.. Nan whistle adicha en pakathula ukkandhruka kelavi 'pchh Cha' nu Solludhu.. pikkali payaluva comedy scenes'ku kuda sirika maatranuga.. Konja naal Wait panna sun tv'la poduvanga Appo paaka vendi thane?! Yen da theatre ku varinga #PanakarangaSirikaMaatanga

E.K.S.I (Enna Koduma Saravanan Idhu)

24, Jul 2014

Enakaga unmaiya irundhu Enakagave valndha dha true love nu sonna kaalam Pooi.. En Pera tattoo panna dha true love'nu soldra kodumaiya yenanu solla..! Haiyo Haiyo..

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